When the Moon attracts your crush than you do

Sir Isaac Newton’s universal law of gravitation
https://energywavetheory.com/equations/fgmmr2/

The attraction of the Moon to your crush:

\begin{align} F_{moon} &= G\cdot\frac{m_{1}m_{2}}{r^2} \notag \\ &= 6.67\cdot{10}^{-11} m^3 kg^{-1} s^{-2}\cdot\frac{60kg\cdot7.35\cdot10^{22}kg}{\left(3.86\cdot 10^8m\right)^2} \notag \\ &= \bold{1.97\cdot 10^{-3}N} \notag \end{align}

and yours:

\begin{align} F_{you} &=G\cdot\frac{m_{1}m_{2}}{r^2} \notag \\ &=6.67\cdot{10}^{-11} m^3 kg^{-1} s^{-2}\cdot\frac{60kg\cdot78kg}{\left(2m\right)^2} \notag \\ \tag{\char"263a poor you} &= \underbrace{\bold{7.80\cdot 10^{-8}N}}_{\approx 4e^{-15} F_{moon}} \end{align}

This formula also shows that the heavier you are, the more attractive you are to your crush. 😁