Sir Isaac Newton’s universal law of gravitation
https://energywavetheory.com/equations/fgmmr2/
The attraction of the Moon to your crush:
F m o o n = G ⋅ m 1 m 2 r 2 = 6.67 ⋅ 10 − 11 m 3 k g − 1 s − 2 ⋅ 60 k g ⋅ 7.35 ⋅ 1 0 22 k g ( 3.86 ⋅ 1 0 8 m ) 2 = 1.97 ⋅ 1 0 − 3 N \begin{align}
F_{moon} &= G\cdot\frac{m_{1}m_{2}}{r^2} \notag \\
&= 6.67\cdot{10}^{-11} m^3 kg^{-1} s^{-2}\cdot\frac{60kg\cdot7.35\cdot10^{22}kg}{\left(3.86\cdot 10^8m\right)^2} \notag \\
&= \bold{1.97\cdot 10^{-3}N} \notag
\end{align} F m oo n = G ⋅ r 2 m 1 m 2 = 6.67 ⋅ 10 − 11 m 3 k g − 1 s − 2 ⋅ ( 3.86 ⋅ 1 0 8 m ) 2 60 k g ⋅ 7.35 ⋅ 1 0 22 k g = 1.97 ⋅ 1 0 − 3 N
and yours:
F y o u = G ⋅ m 1 m 2 r 2 = 6.67 ⋅ 10 − 11 m 3 k g − 1 s − 2 ⋅ 60 k g ⋅ 78 k g ( 2 m ) 2 = 7.80 ⋅ 1 0 − 8 N ⏟ ≈ 4 e − 15 F m o o n \begin{align}
F_{you} &=G\cdot\frac{m_{1}m_{2}}{r^2} \notag \\
&=6.67\cdot{10}^{-11} m^3 kg^{-1} s^{-2}\cdot\frac{60kg\cdot78kg}{\left(2m\right)^2} \notag \\
\tag{\char"263a poor you} &= \underbrace{\bold{7.80\cdot 10^{-8}N}}_{\approx 4e^{-15} F_{moon}}
\end{align} F yo u = G ⋅ r 2 m 1 m 2 = 6.67 ⋅ 10 − 11 m 3 k g − 1 s − 2 ⋅ ( 2 m ) 2 60 k g ⋅ 78 k g = ≈ 4 e − 15 F m oo n 7.80 ⋅ 1 0 − 8 N ( ☺ poor you )
This formula also shows that the heavier you are, the more attractive you are to your crush. 😁